I ve been working on my.
Cartman ive been eating carpet all day.
God damn it mom i wasn t picking it.
I ve lost my sense of humor.
Cartman stan and kyle are on the sofa laughing as cartman does some prank calls.
Fair warning they could contain pretty much anything published november 19 2014 updated november 19 2014.
Cartman s mother appears after he picks his nose liane.
Stan you want to help me cut some firewood.
The most direct is to say something to your boss like would you be willing to reconsider the requirement for us to stay on video all day long.
Cartman dialing shu shut up you guys shut up you guys the boys quiet down and cover their mouths as the call goes through to city wok a chinese restaurant.
Um comedy can be the best therapy very much.
I hope you ll agree that i ve always been conscientious and productive.
You ve gotta help me.
Don t pick your nose hon.
I ve been dealing with biting mites since 2014 going on 6 years.
Gee that s a terrible thing eric.
Well what a day this has been.
We ve got enough to.
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Jared has aides cartman s house living room day.
I can still do this.
I m finding it distracting and it s making me feel like you don t trust me to get my work done otherwise.
Career criminal christy cartman 36 was targeted by officers from norfolk constabulary in a raid filmed for tonight s episode of channel 5 documentary police.
I had an itch.
But i tell myself i m not ready to stand around and eat grass all day.
I ve tried just about every solution offered.
As parker said there was a jared commercial on all the damn time and it was getting pretty out of hand.
I just have to find my funny bone again.
We cut firewood all day yesterday.
I was on tv and i m a hero.
Oh i don t think that ll be hard.
All the short cartman tweek stories i ve written and deemed fit to see the light of day.
Just try and make me laugh.
I ve still got something to say people to talk to truths to expose keyboards to smash empires to shake.
Jared has aides was written and directed by series co creator trey parker the episode which heavily satirizes former subway spokesman and weight loss advocate jared fogle was inspired by the fact that parker and stone had seen several subway commercials featuring fogle.
