What do you call a lesbian s closet.
Carpet licker jokes.
Why can t lesbians go on a diet and wear lipstick at the same time.
Yup they were working in a carpit.
Got home and someone has stolen all the bits of carpets and the mats.
72 of them in fact.
There is a lot more carpet jokes and rug humor out there on the internet than i would ever have imagined.
South park cartman trying to become a lesbian.
Just got fired from da carpet factory.
In the middle of the room under the carpet was a bump.
Police think it was the work of rug addicts.
What does a lesbian want for christmas more than anything else.
On the fourth day he asks for a beer and hands the bartender a 10 bill.
This week s puns and one liners are on the theme of carpet jokes so they should cover quite a lot as normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality a friend of mine is a carpet fitter.
Even came up with one after watching the guys in a oil change outfit working in a pit under my car.
A woman got lost in the desert.
What is the leading cause of death for lesbians.
You can look at her face and tell she ain t got that wap.
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He laughed struggling to finish the joke which ended up being about the dame s apparent penchant for plonking herself down on the carpet lifting her leg and licking something.
General term for lesbian.
A new carpet to munch on.
I knock myself out.
The next day the guy comes into the bar asks for a beer throws 20 quarters onto the floor etc.
To hold her shoulders.
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.
A brand new carpet to munch on q.
What do you call a truck load of vibrators.
You can tell by the way she walks she got that wap.
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The next day again.
Oh i d heard a few carpet jokes myself over the years.
The other day a feminist asked me how i view lesbian relationships.
What do you call lesbian twins.
Toys for twats q.
Aug 12 2019 explore hopkins carpet one s board flooring humor on pinterest.
A big list of carpet jokes.
